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The lifestyle of the most naive person in the world is the perfect example of how idealism by nature is bullshit.
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The most naive person likes getting into serious talks over trivial matters because it makes him feel mature and important.
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The most naive person in the world poisons milk for an April Fools joke.
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The most naive person in the world “has heard from multiple people that exercising for two days in a row is unhealthy.”
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The most naive person in the world has two volume settings: annoyingly loud and awkward whispers.
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The most naive person in the world thinks he’s doing charity by putting other people’s dishes into the dishwasher, but it’s just that he doesn’t remember what he uses when he cooks.
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The most naive person in the world has once again invited people over for dinner without notifying anyone.
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The most naive person in the world is spewing fatherly wisdom
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“Japanese songs don’t make any sense.”
— The Most Naive Person in the World
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MNP, take your shoes off. The floor is all wet.
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MNP:
That's why I wear shoes.
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A:
So you can get the floor wet?
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MNP:
No, so my feet don't get wet.
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A:
But you're the one making it wet. Take your shoes off and clean it up.
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MNP:
Don't worry, it will dry.
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A:
No it won't. Clean it up. People hate getting their socks wet.
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MNP:
I don't really mind.
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A:
Yeah, cause you're wearing shoes. People in this house mind, though.
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